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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via oh-keptin-my-capatin)

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ephemeralmorte:

lucyachurch:

relahvant:

WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS CREATURE

It’s a Quokka! The one Australian animal that won’t try to kill you.

^^^^^ THERE YOU GO TUMBLR

(via oh-keptin-my-capatin)

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takshiyamamoto:

Watching Hannibal is like watching everyone in the show drive their own car that’s going 10 mph, so they have plenty of time to avoid collision and turn away, but instead they all end up running into each other and it’s a huge pile up and no one knows who to blame for this huge car crash and Hannibal is sitting on the sidewalk in a lawn chair drinking red wine and smirking to himself.

(via hallowholmes)

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aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

(via themagicalshelly)

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hanni-babe:

hannibal plot twist: chilton lives but the bullet hit his brain a little bit and it makes it so he can only communicate by singing large scale broadway musical numbers

(via smaugler)

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"If I’m in Avengers 2, everyone will know it ‘cause I’m gonna run through Times Square butt ass naked with Avengers 2 tattooed across my chest."

-

Anthony Mackie, on whether Marvel could keep him being in AVENGERS 2 secret (x)

(via aceraleigh)

(via zanegarretts)

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"It’s like everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. Always. All the time. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story."

- Patrick Rothfuss (via amandaonwriting)

(via tflash191)

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afadingoctober:

balancingtheledger:

jaredsadalecki:

why is no one talking about this

'Black Widow' is listed for 2015 on Scarlett Johansson's IMDB page.

afadingoctober:

balancingtheledger:

jaredsadalecki:

why is no one talking about this

'Black Widow' is listed for 2015 on Scarlett Johansson's IMDB page.

(via neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable)

Source: jaredsadalecki
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